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Types of Girls Every University Definitely has

These Are The 5 Types of Girls You will definitely meet in Uni.



We Live in a World where people are classified
based on certain standards of living / behaviours that an
individual potrays. We can't change it. And so, if you are
a college student, you most certainly have come across these 5 sections
of girls on campus...


The Social Meister


  •  She controls the social media hemisphere
  •  Gets many likes even if she posts a totally black  background pic or even a full stop on instagram/facebook
  •  She will date who ever is trending in order to gain attention
  •  Literally lives off the opinions of others   

   
The Dbee ( Daddy's girl)


  •  She's royalty at home and expects to be treated as such in school
  •  You're intimidated by her level of wealth, from the cars she drives  to the scent of her perfumes and of course wealth. Asking if you're her type? You already have your answer
  •  This is half glass full half glass empty kind of situation, either she's very beautiful or she's  not. Either way, the money does something about it.
  •  She's mostly accompanied by very hungry friends who will only drive you away.


The "Mary"s


  • Hey! You have definitely met this one. Always quoting scripture in every conversation she engages in.
  •  She's either "SU president", "50 years Married To Jesus" whilst,  she's only 20, or "married to her books", when asked about ever having a love life.
  •  Very Particular on the use of words she calls "Demonic"
  •  Extremely religious. Which is good btw.


The Geeks/Smart ones (not the other kind)


  •  Head in books
  •  Doesn't have time to socialise
  •  There's isn't any question she can't answer. Even if  she doesn't know she knows.
  •  Barely seen around. You'll ask yourself if she even exists.
  •  And if you happen to be dating her and you're not like her, my brother "you dey force waah"

The Burnouts


  •  On A different Level (if you know what i mean)
  •  Knows all the underground places in town
  •  Cool towards everyone
  •  Somewhat Kind
  •  Always on cloud 9
  •  But would actually end up getting good grades

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